May 2013
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
maliceknight:
Has no one really considered the possibility that the Doctor’s name is Who
like really, how has that not popped up on my dash; I don’t even watch the show and that feels like the most logical thing
it’s so obvious and yet…
cloysterbell:
thecheekbonesandthechin:
thegirlwhocriedfoxface:
cloysterbell:
I really want a Wii game where you’re fighting Cybermen or Daleks from the Doctor’s point of view so the Sonic is your wiimote and you have to pilot the TARDIS with the nunchuck and yeah, I’d buy that.
why doesnt this exist already
Some asshole would make the last level a fight against the Weeping Angles.
romancndleheart:
tonyhawksunderground2:
DO THIS TRUST ME IT’S AWESOME
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD
kusojo:
man being a big ball of raging emotions sure can wear a person out
rindre:
IMAGINE HAVING SEX AND THE GUY SAYS “THIS HOLE!!! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!!”
mischiefmanagedin221b:
europe. u ok
My mom is going to shame me for having a beer when she gets home sigh
Alright, got that Shinerbock I’ve had my eye on, some turkey sausage, some sourdough bread and finally some goat cheese
<3 good saturday~
laughterbynight:
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
Why didn’t crossbreeding ever become an aspect of the games? I remember WAY back when, we though that was going to be part of the story because some of the new pokemon looked like crosses *coughpikabluanyone?cough*
thewholockiansareinthetardis:
everhaynes:
omg no fucking way
you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?
and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?
and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?
HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.
YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.
i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t...
sigur-roskolnikov:
klinklang:
The guy who leaked the english names of the four recently revealed Pokemon, also claims the following (WHICH IS JUST RUMORS AS OF NOW)
Fairy will be a new type. It is weak to Poison and Steel, immune to Dragon, super effective against Dragon, Dark, and Fighting, and Fire and Psychic-type Pokemon take half damage from it.
Sylveon is Fairy-type. Some older Pokemon...
5 tags
Since Same-Sex marriage is now legal in France, can someone please have a Les Mis wedding where someone is Javert and the other is Val Jean and they chase each other across France and everyone ends up unhappy and/or dead
Watchhowtodresswell:
hentaiforlovers:
tobiramas:
deidaras-penis:
tentensbuns:
zikau:
My friend did this a few years ago.
It’s still just as funny even though I haven’t watched Naruto in years.
OH MY GOD.
PISSING MYSELF
DEAR GOD PLS HELP ME
STILL THE GREATEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER.
isnt this what actually happened
5 tags
https://join.me/925-159-369
Come watch me finish lining?? :D //tries to actually finish things this summer
3 tags
Drawing for another hour or so until I need to pick up my sister—but I’ll be on later to continue commissions (this is just a warm-up lineart??)
If anyone wants to watch~
https://join.me/964-303-435
17xinfinity:
ohcorny:
fuck gender roles skirts for everybody
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laughterbynight:
Archaeological News: Billion-Year-Old Water Preserved in Canadian Mine
archaeologicalnews:
Pockets of water trapped in rocks from a Canadian mine are over a billion years old, and the water could contain life forms that can survive independently from the sun, scientists said this week.
The ancient water was collected from boreholes at Timmins Mine beneath Ontario, Canada,...
~Ultra Z~: Hey everyone, It's me Zatch!!! ;v; →
mynameiszatch:
So I’m starting this rad video game/book/and movie thing that I’m hoping will explode into something great in the future and I’d love for all of your support.
It’s called, “Hey, it’s Me, Professor Z!” and I’ll be talking about the big games, movies and books that are aimed more towards those with…
That Feminist Dyke: ghettokaiba: According to... →
thatfeministdyke:
ghettokaiba:
According to tumblr social justice warriors, if you’re more than one of these things then your opinion is instantly invalid
straight
white
male
happy with the gender you were born with
thin
If you’re straight, your opinion on homosexual matters and homophobia is worth nothing. If you’re white, your opinion on racism is worth nothing. If you’re male, your...
“It’s easy to be considered a misandrist when men are socialized to feel entitled...”
– (via angrywomanistcritic)
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
No really guys this girl’s genetics would not be apparent in this society.
The mom, even if her hair is light is still curly and her skin is olive-y her nose is good —
Hell even the father and son look alike but
damn this girl is white, straight thin hair, and her nose is all upturned like
I JUST WOW CASTING AT LEAST TRY A BIT HARDER YEAH SHE’S A GOOD ACTRESS BUUUUT
